The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.

I've never had a 10, but one night I had five twos

I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.