The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.