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I'm not a comedian. And I'm not sick. The world is sick, and I'm the doctor. I'm a s...
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I don't have an act. I just talk. I'm just Lenny Bruce.
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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with ...
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If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
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A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it was one of those parties, got o...
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'Wh...
LENNY BRUCE Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to sa...
LENNY BRUCE The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance...
LENNY BRUCE All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without diseas...
LENNY BRUCE The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
LENNY BRUCE The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
LENNY BRUCE In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls.
LENNY BRUCE A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out ...
LENNY BRUCE If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric...
LENNY BRUCE Communism is like one big phone company.
LENNY BRUCE Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
LENNY BRUCE Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who i...
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
LENNY BRUCE Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to s...
LENNY BRUCE In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
LENNY BRUCE I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to d...
LENNY BRUCE There are never enough 'I love you's.
LENNY BRUCE All my humor is based on destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease ...
LENNY BRUCE When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
LENNY BRUCE Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
LENNY BRUCE The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them
LENNY BRUCE Today, I give my daughter what I really didn't have as a kid: all the silly, dumb, extravagant, ...
LENNY BRUCE If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.
LENNY BRUCE The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teaches what should be, which seem...
LENNY BRUCE Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. J...
LENNY BRUCE The whole motivation for any performer is "Look at me, Ma
LENNY BRUCE The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what sho...
LENNY BRUCE I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
LENNY BRUCE A lot of people say to me, ''Why did you kill Christ?'' ''I dunno... it was one of those parties, go...
LENNY BRUCE In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls
LENNY BRUCE The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter
LENNY BRUCE beautiful mama with the long red hair.
LENNY BRUCE If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.
LENNY BRUCE Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'
LENNY BRUCE I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What ...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an ho...
LENNY BRUCE If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone
LENNY BRUCE Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did a...
LENNY BRUCE The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what sho...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hou...
LENNY BRUCE Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in a...
LENNY BRUCE A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, ...
LENNY BRUCE People don't realize it, but no one lives that rock and roll life 24-7. They think it's hund...
LENNY KRAVITZ People see my photos and think I labor over my image and I'm this cool, brooding artist. But I&#...
LENNY KRAVITZ My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.
LENNY KRAVITZ A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad.
LENNY KRAVITZ We're getting so pulled in by computers and technology, and our kids have their face in the comp...
LENNY KRAVITZ I always try to keep the circumstances in my life fresh. I like to change the physical environment I...
LENNY KRAVITZ I can just remember being broke, wondering if I had any talent - really wondering whether this was a...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I was a bachelor for a long time, and I got into all these really lazy habits work-wise. I'd jus...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON When I was a kid and I bought a record, I ripped that thing open, I wanted to know who was playing w...
LENNY KRAVITZ I did go to cheder and was a bar mitzvah. We were members of an Orthodox synagogue, although we were...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON People always accuse me of being motivational in a way, like it was a bad thing, but that's just...
LENNY KRAVITZ I'm fascinated by people who have to reinvent themselves. I did it a few times - I was going to ...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I can think back to being four or five and not wanting to sit at the kids' table because I thoug...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON In something like 'Frank,' which is a comedy, albeit a strange and emotional one, you can ab...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON Lynn Swann respects the historic legacy of labor in Pennsylvania.
LENNY ALCIVAR I think that would have been a fair criticism that would have had more weight if it came a month ago...
LENNY ALCIVAR Lynn Swann respects the historic legacy of labor in Pennsylvania. Our message is simple: roll back t...
LENNY ALCIVAR He has said to the senator he disagrees with him. He believes he's going to be a good ally in the Se...
LENNY ALCIVAR Intimidation doesn't last very long.
LENNY WILKENS My first guitar, a Fender Jazz Master, I traded it in for a Les Paul Deluxe.
LENNY KRAVITZ A big part of filmmaking is gathering a group of people you can work with.
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I don't think of myself as doing good works. It's not, 'Oh, I must give these poor peopl...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON For me, I always think of the image of sweeping out my footprints as I walk through a scene.
LENNY ABRAHAMSON It's a Big Ten team. Ohio State always had traditionally a great team. This year they're a bit down ...
LENNY BERNSTEIN When we say 'cinematic', we tend to think John Ford and vistas and wide-open spaces. Or we t...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I went to Poland for the Warsaw Film Festival, and it was quite an intense experience. I didn't ...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these differen...
LENNY KRAVITZ I am an unusual Irishman. I'm probably Ireland's third most famous Jewish son.
LENNY ABRAHAMSON Intimidation doesn't last very long.
LENNY WILKENS I was interested in the narrative of how we nurture our elite in this society: all that stuff about ...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I always felt there was a kind of humanistic impulse in my thinking about film as well as a real int...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON Most of my work has been independent movies outside the mainstream system.
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I don't think about the styles. I write whatever comes out and I use whatever kind of instrument...
LENNY KRAVITZ I'm interested in discontinuities and interruptions, people having to rewrite the narrative of t...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON In my environments, lighting is always very important.
LENNY KRAVITZ [Curiously Absent From This Collection: Iggy Pop's] Beside You, ... Is There Any Love In Your Heart.
LENNY KRAVITZ I'd like to get to nationals and embody the message of first (place).
LENNY HAAS Basically, we are rebuilding the car, using the same formula that we used last year. We are just doi...
LENNY BURKE There's a line in the movie 'Voices' that says, 'Everything you want is in Hoboken.' That's kind of ...
LENNY LUIZZI It's a trip to have a Greatest Hits record. It's a trip.
LENNY KRAVITZ Going into the tournament, we recognized the considerable parity of the top four teams in the confer...
LENNY BERNSTEIN We become genuine Leaders when we live genuinely with Integrity
LENNY SOARES The American dream, to me, means having the opportunity to achieve . . . because I don't think you s...
LENNY WILKENS The thing about America - it's different everywhere, but visually, it's amazing to shoot in ...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON Music is my life, it is a reflection of what I go through.
LENNY KRAVITZ A Leader must see his profession as a Vocation rather than a Duty.
LENNY SOARES It does feel good. We've had all those ties and losses but we played well. Byron is getting better a...
LENNY GLASSTETTER You can't walk up 52nd Street and see the Three Deuces or the Onyx Club and see where Bee Bop was bo...
LENNY KAYE I let them know that I believe that they can succeed, and I'm going to be there to help them.
LENNY WILKENS So my philosophy becomes that I worry about the things I can affect, and the things I have no contro...
LENNY WILKENS I think that you have to communicate with people, and I think that respect is a two-way street.
LENNY WILKENS We should never discourage young people from dreaming dreams.
LENNY WILKENS If you can't go through it, find a way around it. Don't spend all your time banging your head agains...
LENNY WILKENS If you fail the first time that's just a chance to start over again.
LENNY WILKENS I always felt that I was as good as the next person, and I didn't care what they had.
LENNY WILKENS It is by Raising others up that you will Rise
LENNY SOARES The image that the public gets is whatever they perceive it to be. Everybody has an opinion, everybo...
LENNY KRAVITZ I am not trying to change the world. I am just offering my gift that God gave me, and if somebody is...
LENNY KRAVITZ I think, as directors, they may recognize, more than the rest of the body of filmmakers, exactly wha...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I don't play the tuba.
LENNY KRAVITZ Change is growth. For me it has been a very spiritual and musical rebirth.
LENNY KRAVITZ It's something I've noticed with my two children - children frequently know and don't kn...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I've woken up from dreams and the whole song is there. I'm listening to it in my dreams. I c...
LENNY KRAVITZ I knew Slash in high school, but not very well. Just knew him as this kid that used to hang out in t...
LENNY KRAVITZ I'm a big fan of American vaudeville and Hollywood silent film-era slapstick and the music halls...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON If you're in Hollywood, with no track record, it's pretty odds-on that you can get swamped a...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I'm looking for an intensity of focus. It's a bit like tuning a guitar string. You tighten a...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON I love the cinema, but I'm not a fascist about it. I've had some of my best experiences watc...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON That's the way life is: meaning is always there, but there is no clearly given way of decoding i...
LENNY ABRAHAMSON It's fun, but it would be more fun to be on the other side and going to the playoffs.
LENNY HARRIS I thought it was going to hook so I tried to give it a little English at the plate, and it kind of s...
LENNY HARRIS A.J. is a great guy inside. He's got a great heart. He was a great teammate. He wants to win. That's...
LENNY HARRIS This is something A.J. has to fix. You have to talk to people individually; you don't just bring dow...
LENNY HARRIS Me and Justin were in the locker room talking and we were just reminiscing about it seems like just ...
LENNY JEFFERSON It was a good effort by everybody, the bench players stepped up.
LENNY JEFFERSON Justin and I were in the locker room today reminiscing about being freshmen. We didn't want our care...
LENNY JEFFERSON It was a good effort by everyone. We wanted to get on top early and then make sure they had no chanc...
LENNY JEFFERSON We set the tone early so there was no chance of them coming back.
LENNY JEFFERSON I have done a sketch show almost every year since I started in 1975. I have also had a go several ti...
LENNY HENRY See, the thing is, when you do a press day, sometimes you're tired in the morning and you say things...
LENNY HENRY Atlantic kept up their level of excitement. ... Artists like John Coltrane -- these are mythical art...
LENNY KAYE (Atlantic) has had an amazing ability to adapt with the changing times while keeping a standard of a...
LENNY KAYE It seems like we just got here, and now it's one loss and it's all over. We want to play deeper into...
LENNY JEFFERSON We knew Justin was out; we knew what we had to do.
LENNY JEFFERSON We did a good job on the threes. We gave them different looks: double down, fake double down and wea...
LENNY JEFFERSON Tristan was great, but if [Thompson] got by, the rest of the team was there to help.
LENNY JEFFERSON We're ready to play when we come up from the locker room. We jump on teams and sustain it.
LENNY JEFFERSON When Secretary (Tom) Ridge was here, everyone was saying we were rated triple-A.
LENNY KLOMPUS She took a lot of time with it because it is an important project for her. She likes recognizing emp...
LENNY KLOMPUS The people themselves feel they are part of something and they are helping to make something and are...
LENNY KLOMPUS The kids play their hearts out. They always try their hardest.
LENNY SELENSKI It's always good to get a touchdown. It's always good to not get blanked.
LENNY SELENSKI We just started to revert back to our instincts.
LENNY ROYBAL I think they just tried too hard.
LENNY ROYBAL We've won some close games this year, and that's made us better. We made a lot of mistakes late to l...
LENNY ROYBAL We're closer to finding out how the pieces fit together. But it's still a work in progress. We're st...
LENNY ROYBAL We sort of got behind and had to play catch-up, but we hit a lot of free throws and I think that's w...
LENNY ROYBAL Other states have found that younger hunters are safe hunters.
LENNY REES The Bay Area is the birthplace of much of the business sector's innovation. We need to apply that sa...
LENNY MENDONCA Bay Area public services have not kept pace with demands of our economy and growing population. Free...
LENNY MENDONCA If we're growing and we're not producing the talented workers we need in the schools, and it's too e...
LENNY MENDONCA Bay Area elected officials are weather-makers and must work to improve the business climate. It's a ...
LENNY MENDONCA We don't have big chain stores. The biggest chain we have is CVS. Parking is at a premium in Hoboken...
LENNY LUIZZI There are two or three swimmers here who have a lot of potential, who I can see doing very well. For...
LENNY KRAYZELBURG I really like the sport for what it teaches. It is important for them to understand the challenges.
LENNY KRAYZELBURG I identify with women more than men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.
LENNY KRAVITZ Are You Gonna Go My Way?
LENNY KRAVITZ We saw a lot of new, fresh collectors' blood at auctions starting at the beginning of the year with ...
LENNY SIMMS When you come up to an election year people start holding on to their money because they can't count...
LENNY SIMMS It's given us an opportunity to play golf 12 months out of the year, which is unusual for northern I...
LENNY SHAW They can play any time they want, and just match scorecards. We don't put in wind, so the conditions...
LENNY SHAW It's a fictitious one called Devil's Island that is ridiculously difficult.
LENNY SHAW McEnroe is what he is. You never know what you're going to get, except you know it's going to be fun...
LENNY SIMPSON I remember it like it was yesterday. Nine years of age, Chattanooga, Tennessee. We were entered to t...
LENNY SIMPSON My first taste of it was 9 years of age. Obviously, (I dealt with it) the day I was born because of ...
LENNY SIMPSON He's been playing great. I had nothing to do with that. It's not genius on my part; he's just playin...
LENNY SIMPSON She got a lamb into the sale her first year, when she was 8 years old. I think she was about half th...
LENNY SIMPSON I told him he ought to spread things out a little bit, instead of getting two in the same show. Espe...
LENNY SIMPSON If you want it, you've got to give it.
LENNY WILKENS We knew it was a lot of pressure, but it never bothered her, never shook her. We knew then she was s...
LENNY WHITE I think it was about 30 days after she started taking formal lessons. She actually started sight rea...
LENNY WHITE Nothing rattles him. He's just a leader. Any kind of situation, he's pretty much ready for it.
LENNY WALLS It really doesn't limit you from doing anything. It just doesn't allow you to overextend, which I do...
LENNY WALLS It's nothing to get hyped about. I should be in practice in a couple days.
LENNY WALLS It's already behind me. It's not how you start, it's how you finish.
LENNY WALLS Don't count 2-4 (Bailey's number) being out just yet.
LENNY WALLS I know what he's going through. His isn't as bad as mine. His slipped out and popped back in. My sho...
LENNY WALLS We've been looking forward to Miami and this opening game all off-season. It's what we talk about. S...
LENNY WALLS I will regain my 'A' game. I will keep going.
LENNY WALLS I thought he showed he was ready. We were fortunate to have athletic safeties like Sam Brandon.
LENNY WALLS That little sequence right before halftime, we really fed off that. We thought that if we kept up th...
LENNY SMITH We've been dangling that medal in front of the town for three years. It's time we brought it home.
LENNY SMITH These kids, they stayed the course. They played hard for us all year long and they were rewarded for...
LENNY SMITH This was another step forward for this team to be able to win a game with Matt Bird on the bench for...
LENNY SMITH Justin has really gotten his confidence going right now. You can see it when he makes a shot that he...
LENNY SMITH With this team, what you see is what you get. We?re playing with a lot of confidence right now, prob...
LENNY SMITH As regulators direct financial institutions to conduct vendor risk due diligence analysis and make p...
LENNY SMITH FIS provides a host of services designed to help our clients manage their businesses. One way we can...
LENNY SMITH At FIS, it is our pledge to support and maintain the technology we provide. As regulators direct fin...
LENNY SMITH They made the plays when they needed to and came up with the stops. We didn't execute and we didn't ...
LENNY SMITH Back to back we face two of our biggest rivals. We have to come out wrestling a lot better.
LENNY BERNSTEIN We weren't offensive. That was the main thing. We didn't give ourselves a chance. We weren't daring....
LENNY BERNSTEIN He's certainly built a lot of confidence throughout the year. I think he's had some milestones to ge...
LENNY BERNSTEIN At the beginning of the year, he knocked off a guy that was top 20 and then he lost the very next ma...
LENNY BERNSTEIN I don't think it's out of the ordinary because revenue estimating is always difficult.
LENNY GOLDBERG These vetoes basically say to these people that they can flout the law without repercussions, ... Or...
LENNY GOLDBERG Various companies have sought refundable credits, and those have been rejected as essentially corpor...
LENNY GOLDBERG The fact that Hollywood productions use famously creative accounting is no reason to compromise a ba...
LENNY GOLDBERG It's going to be rewarding activity that's already taking place in California ... so there is nothin...
LENNY GOLDBERG California has always been successful because its high levels of public investment have gone hand-in...
LENNY GOLDBERG

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