The only time when i realize that i use a car, which is a "Luxury", is when i go to the fuel station to refuel it.

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Everyone says "i will never" and "one should never" but, actually, "No one can Resist Miss-using Power (at-least ones) when they have it".

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.