The only things that smell good are fat and sugar. Tofu being boiled doesn't smell good. Anything that smells good is fattening.

When people watch football, they're looking for fun things.

Smell that! That's gasoline you smell in there. You can't buy any perfume in the world that smells as sweet.

If a guy doesn't work hard and doesn't play well, he can't lead anything. All he is, is a talker.

Knowing his coach likes him is more important to a player than anything else. To me, it was important to be able to chew out a player for screwing up and for him to accept it because he knew I liked him anyway.

She just put that all over me and it smells good and she said maybe it would get me a boyfriend,