She just put that all over me and it smells good and she said maybe it would get me a boyfriend,

What's good about talking about being victimized is that it is the beginning of being able to stop it.

There is no guy in my life,

Desperate Housewives ... A good shave is sexy -- so clean and smooth. I've never had a man shave my legs, but I'd be willing to try it.

I'd like to change my butt. It hangs a little too long. God forbid what it will look like when I'm older. It will probably be dragging along on the ground behind me.

All I know is that I'm on that show every week and I'm, like, a big deal on the Internet. What more could I want?