I'd like to change my butt. It hangs a little too long. God forbid what it will look like when I'm older. It will probably be dragging along on the ground behind me.

When women get too skinny, like Teri Hatcher, it will show on your face and age you. I think women look very strange when they lose a lot of weight and start to look very masculine.

I'm the breadwinner. I kill the spiders. Actually I don't kill them. I put them in a plastic bag and take them outside. I take out the trash cans. I change the light bulbs. I lug the 50 lbs. suitcases down the stairs.

There is no guy in my life,

Desperate Housewives ... A good shave is sexy -- so clean and smooth. I've never had a man shave my legs, but I'd be willing to try it.

All I know is that I'm on that show every week and I'm, like, a big deal on the Internet. What more could I want?