The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.