A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.

My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.