The only real laughter comes from despair.

I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.