I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.

The only real laughter comes from despair.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Accumulate, accumulate! This is Moses and the Prophets!