The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign dealings are an open book, generally a check book.