A diplomat is one that says something that is equally misunderstood by both sides, and never clear to either.

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood

The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.

The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.

A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.