The only problem I've had is with runners. You know, people who don't pay their fare?

[But for the people who don't,] it gets pretty uncomfortable after that, ... It doesn't bother me, but it certainly gets awkward for everyone else. The temperature immediately drops.

There's actually a very scientific device for measuring the way the wind blows, ... which we refer to as the spit-o-meter.

The nerve of them makes your blood boil,

I've never had to use it,

To soft landings and friendly landowners, ... although there's a grinch in every neighborhood.