The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother-and the public.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

and I worked on the voice for months. I would play tapes for people, and sometimes they couldn't tell the difference.