the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."


My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity