The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault.

That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.

The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you.

The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.

A leader who confines his role to his people's experience dooms himself to stagnation; a leader who outstrips his people's experience runs the risk of not being understood.

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets.