The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets.

Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use

I believe I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn’t. To know that the results are profitable to the race would not remove my hostility to it. The pains which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of enmity without looking further.