How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.

What's the difference between a cat and a flea? Cats can have fleas, but fleas can't have cats.

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.