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Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up a...
STEPHEN COLBERT
Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overru...
STEPHEN COLBERT
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
STEPHEN COLBERT
The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo...
STEPHEN COLBERT
Reality has a well-known liberal bias.
STEPHEN COLBERT
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
CLAUDETTE COLBERT
You wish you could’ve learned to play piano. You wish you could’ve started drawing when you were...
DAREN COLBERT
They've been here practicing all week, and they have all their paperwork in.
DEAN COLBERT
We welcome them. I think it's a great situation, the fact that we can at least help these families h...
DEAN COLBERT
I would just like for our seniors to have some semblance of a season. It doesn't really matter who w...
DEAN COLBERT
‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it...
STEPHEN COLBERT
When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.
STEPHEN COLBERT
I believe gender is a spectrum, and I fall somewhere between Channing Tatum and Winnie the Pooh.
STEPHEN COLBERT
NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life,
unfortunately, it won't date them either.
STEPHEN COLBERT
We want to try listing the second and third floors on the Internet, to buy or lease those floors.
DAVE COLBERT
The key will be to get something on those other two floors.
DAVE COLBERT
It was all generated from the idea that we wanted to save the building.
DAVE COLBERT
Senator John Kyle claiming that over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion.
STEPHEN COLBERT
Ever since my house burned down, I see the moon more clearly.
GREGORY COLBERT
This building has legs and it wants to have conversations in different cultural contexts and cities....
GREGORY COLBERT
Anteater -- who could have ever thought that such an animal could be so expressive? It's all in thei...
GREGORY COLBERT
The works themselves can't be separate from the architecture or the music or the films. When you wal...
GREGORY COLBERT
My favorite off-camera memory of Jon Stewart is watching him jump from the second level of a tuna to...
STEPHEN COLBERT
I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every nig...
STEPHEN COLBERT
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean ...
STEPHEN COLBERT
NC passed law against global warming science, therefore it's not happening. So I'm ignoring Twitter'...
STEPHEN COLBERT
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
STEPHEN COLBERT
Tracy had been a great support player in the midfield. Many of our goals are made from her contribut...
MALCOLM COLBERT
We are trying to get accustomed to the rapid arrival of the heat. Playoff preparation is continuing.
MALCOLM COLBERT
It feels good to get this title. The girls have worked hard. We still have more work to do in order ...
MALCOLM COLBERT
Smith Station defended our key players, but the girls adjusted well to counter the Smith Station gam...
MALCOLM COLBERT
We tried to neutralize their key players and exploit the wings. I was happy to see team's communicat...
MALCOLM COLBERT
This was a huge win for us. We played together as team and that is what it is going to take for use ...
MALCOLM COLBERT
I was proud of they way we played defense. The girls really played hard and did the things they need...
MALCOLM COLBERT
You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourse...
STEPHEN COLBERT
If you look at him, you would think he's 20-something. He takes care of his body ... look in his loc...
KEARY COLBERT
I know he knows he can play and still might want to play. But I always joke that his wife has made u...
KEARY COLBERT
He made a play on the ball; he was in the right position to make a play, plain and simple. I saw him...
KEARY COLBERT
Everybody wants to get on the field and stay on the field, ... So I think you have to push yourself ...
KEARY COLBERT
If you know what to do and get to your spot, that's what it's all about,
KEARY COLBERT
As far as getting the ball, I don't have so much pride where I have to have the ball or it's like, '...
KEARY COLBERT
It will happen in time, ... It's week two of a long season. I have to clean up a lot of stuff. I hav...
KEARY COLBERT
Everybody wants to be on the field, and everybody wants to stay on the field, ... There's a lot of t...
KEARY COLBERT
It will happen in time, ... It's Week 2 of a long season.
KEARY COLBERT
What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
STEPHEN COLBERT
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcohol...
STEPHEN COLBERT
We learned that we had some pretty good depth and some of our youth were capable of playing larger r...
ROB COLBERT
Lots of people are on the Internet and it gives them an easy opportunity to help out.
OFFICER COLBERT
In politics nothing is contemptible.
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
Finality is not the language of politics.
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
Let it alone. Let it pass by. [Lat., Laissez faire, laissez passer.]
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers wi...
J. B. COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers ...
J. B. COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of fe...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least his...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
It is simply, and solely, the abundance of money within a state [which] makes the difference in its ...
JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT
The fact is, people who can't kill, will always be subject to those who can.
SGT. BRAD 'ICEMAN' COLBERT
While I have no desire to see Mr. Obama's birth certificate, I do want to see his college transc...
ANDREW BREITBART
It's a sad day when a woman being funny and interested in science is considered newsworthy.
ELISE ANDREW
When I see a friend play Hamlet or see an inspirational performance, I absolutely get excited by the...
ANDREW LINCOLN
I like my life. I've had a good life. I think the reason is my parents taught me that life is a ...
ANDREW YOUNG
Surely, if we can land a spaceship on Mars, we can certainly put a voter ID card in the hand of ever...
ANDREW YOUNG
I'm against voter fraud in any form, and I have long supported a national voter ID card. But ID ...
ANDREW YOUNG
Perhaps because my town was so naturally gothic in its architecture and relative isolation - the roa...
ANDREW PYPER
I surrendered to a world of my imagination, reenacting all those wonderful tales my father would rea...
ANDREW WYETH
At 18 I began painting steadily fulltime and at age 20 had my first New York show at the Macbeth Gal...
ANDREW WYETH
To have all your life's work and to have them along the wall, it's like walking in with no c...
ANDREW WYETH
To be interested solely in technique would be a very superficial thing to me.
ANDREW WYETH
I can't work completely out of my imagination. I must put my foot in a bit of truth; and then I ...
ANDREW WYETH
I love to study the many things that grow below the corn stalks and bring them back to the studio to...
ANDREW WYETH
If you clean it up, get analytical, all the subtle joy and emotion you felt in the first place goes ...
ANDREW WYETH
I'm a secretive bastard. I would never let anybody watch me painting... it would be like somebod...
ANDREW WYETH
Artists today think of everything they do as a work of art. It is important to forget about what you...
ANDREW WYETH
One's art goes as far and as deep as one's love goes.
ANDREW WYETH
I don't really have studios. I wander around around people's attics, out in fields, in cella...
ANDREW WYETH
I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
ANDREW WYETH
I search for the realness, the real feeling of a subject, all the texture around it... I always want...
ANDREW WYETH
Journalism is what maintains democracy. It's the force for progressive social change.
ANDREW VACHSS
I don't really have any regrets because if I choose not to do something there is usually a very ...
ANDREW LINCOLN
My tips for any budding actors would be to go out and see as much as you possibly can. Find the peop...
ANDREW GOWER
I would say to young entrepreneurs and budding philanthropists - are you giving to feel good or do g...
ANDREW FORREST
Travel is an exercise partly in broadening yourself and partly in defining your own limits.
ANDREW SOLOMON
I'm not a huge fan of Bruce Springsteen, and it's certainly not because of his politics. I j...
ANDREW BREITBART
People get distracted by box-office figures and take jobs because they think it will advance their c...
ANDREW SCOTT
I believe we need to attract a new generation of the best and brightest to public service and I beli...
ANDREW CUOMO
I've never got on with the British press because they've always given me such a hard time. O...
ANDREW ELDRITCH

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