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I like my life. I've had a good life. I think the reason is my parents taught me that life is a ...
ANDREW YOUNG
Surely, if we can land a spaceship on Mars, we can certainly put a voter ID card in the hand of ever...
ANDREW YOUNG
I'm against voter fraud in any form, and I have long supported a national voter ID card. But ID ...
ANDREW YOUNG
Perhaps because my town was so naturally gothic in its architecture and relative isolation - the roa...
ANDREW PYPER
I surrendered to a world of my imagination, reenacting all those wonderful tales my father would rea...
ANDREW WYETH
At 18 I began painting steadily fulltime and at age 20 had my first New York show at the Macbeth Gal...
ANDREW WYETH
To have all your life's work and to have them along the wall, it's like walking in with no c...
ANDREW WYETH
To be interested solely in technique would be a very superficial thing to me.
ANDREW WYETH
I can't work completely out of my imagination. I must put my foot in a bit of truth; and then I ...
ANDREW WYETH
I love to study the many things that grow below the corn stalks and bring them back to the studio to...
ANDREW WYETH
If you clean it up, get analytical, all the subtle joy and emotion you felt in the first place goes ...
ANDREW WYETH
I'm a secretive bastard. I would never let anybody watch me painting... it would be like somebod...
ANDREW WYETH
Artists today think of everything they do as a work of art. It is important to forget about what you...
ANDREW WYETH
One's art goes as far and as deep as one's love goes.
ANDREW WYETH
I don't really have studios. I wander around around people's attics, out in fields, in cella...
ANDREW WYETH
I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious.
ANDREW WYETH
I search for the realness, the real feeling of a subject, all the texture around it... I always want...
ANDREW WYETH
Journalism is what maintains democracy. It's the force for progressive social change.
ANDREW VACHSS
I don't really have any regrets because if I choose not to do something there is usually a very ...
ANDREW LINCOLN
My tips for any budding actors would be to go out and see as much as you possibly can. Find the peop...
ANDREW GOWER
I would say to young entrepreneurs and budding philanthropists - are you giving to feel good or do g...
ANDREW FORREST
Travel is an exercise partly in broadening yourself and partly in defining your own limits.
ANDREW SOLOMON
I'm not a huge fan of Bruce Springsteen, and it's certainly not because of his politics. I j...
ANDREW BREITBART
People get distracted by box-office figures and take jobs because they think it will advance their c...
ANDREW SCOTT
I believe we need to attract a new generation of the best and brightest to public service and I beli...
ANDREW CUOMO
I've never got on with the British press because they've always given me such a hard time. O...
ANDREW ELDRITCH