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The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that.


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JIMMY CARTER Testing oneself is best when done alone.
JIMMY CARTER Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound...
JIMMY CARTER We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage...
JIMMY CARTER I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
JIMMY CARTER America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.
JIMMY CARTER Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o...
JIMMY CARTER When I was in the White House, I was confronted with the challenge of the Cold War. Both the Soviet ...
JIMMY CARTER I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destinati...
JIMMY DEAN Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
JIMMY BUFFETT The blues tells a story in itself. It can make you happy or give you a feeling to swing.
JIMMY RUSHING For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happine...
JIMMY CARTER You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
JIMMY KIMMEL I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days ...
JIMMY KIMMEL You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge...
JIMMY IOVINE If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.
JIMMY PIERSALL