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Related I really enjoy dancing. When there's music around, I can't help it; I start dancing, especia... CAMERON MONAGHAN you weren't mine to begin with. IAIN S. THOMAS I'm not going to be dancing with the stars at this stage in my life. But I want to dance and bop aro... ANGELA LANSBURY In a way, I'm kind of a bystander looking at this phenomenon that is ABBA, which is still around... BJORN ULVAEUS I do really silly dancing. I love dancing, but I'm not cool when I dance. It's not about my ... IMOGEN HEAP If you are reading this... I'm dead so far probably or still alive who knows? It's bad day in b... DEYTH BANGER If you look at my eyes when I'm dancing, you'll see that glazed look. BEN STILLER Off, end this lies it's not awesome. Please take this crap, second very clever and smart, but I want... DEYTH BANGER Fighting is dancing. Look at a great boxing match, and it's a dancing. DAVID LYONS Look around at everybody. Dancing is cheaper than therapy. JOHN MEYER Anytime I'm at a club or a party, I'm dancing from beginning to end. AGNES BRUCKNER You have to determine what you are and send the messages out to people, like, 'Hey, I'm a sc... ZACH GALLIGAN I don't want to run around and look at a shot through a monitor. That doesn't improve what I... JOHNNY DEPP I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up. LEE TREVINO It's really hard for men to tell other men 'I love you' without putting a 'man' ... CHANNING TATUM Oh, oh, oh... No... just they got me. Undercover??? and what more?? This and this?? DEYTH BANGER I am rubbish at the gym. I prefer to exercise by moving around - it doesn't matter whether I am ... ERIN O'CONNOR Men don't have to tiptoe around me - you can say anything and I won't get offended. MICHAEL MICHELE If I'm going to be honest about it, I think men get to do this sort of thing all the time. You l... REBECCA HALL The people I don't understand are atheists. I go surfing and snowboarding, and I'm always ar... PAUL WALKER When I say that I'm not dancing, people get it confused, like I'm not going to do anything o... ASTRO If incredible creatures like sharks can exist, why not Bigfoot? When I look at sharks, they're t... RACHAEL TAYLOR I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out,... MARIAN MCPARTLAND The energy you give off is the energy you receive. I really think that, so I'm always myself - j... CARA DELEVINGNE I think 'Tap Dogs' has lasted so long because people have a natural interest in tap dancing.... ADAM GARCIA I tell my staff, we're riding a tour bus around, and we're going to stop and look at some we... CHRIS MATTHEWS When I'm not dancing, I usually just like to keep it comfy. Even if I'm just going to dinner... MADDIE ZIEGLER I'm not pretty. The truth is I didn't think I could be a model at all. I was looking at some... CHANNING TATUM I am so not a proper, good female. I can't dance in high heels and I'm just so not girly, bu... KESHA The more successful I got, the more scared I got. My name was all over Google. I had a Wikipedia pag... JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS I'm not a Luddite at all. I love all this stuff. I look at all the gadgets that come out and I t... CARL HONORE Girls love guys who dance, and I'm definitely going to be the first one on the dance floor. Usua... JACOB ARTIST While I dance I cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life. I can only be joyfu... HANS BOS You have to be aware. Like, I'm not going to do any downhill skiing. It looks like a whole lot o... BEBE NEUWIRTH Most of my guitars have been instruments that look cool. I'm not picky. I never think, 'Oh, ... JAMES HETFIELD One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. ... ALLISON JANNEY When I was a kid, I thought movie stars were women and men who were in these great films that we sti... 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JIMMY FALLON I didn't have any sophistication. I didn't really have any great taste or anything like that... JIMMY IOVINE I truly believe the intention of creating positive change is so important to the collective consciou... JIMMY CHIN The par putts sometimes are bigger than the birdie putts. JIMMY WALKER We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children. JIMMY CARTER Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. In all of his teachings about multiple things - he neve... JIMMY CARTER Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread. JIMMY CARTER We reached a high point in my opinion with the passage of the civil rights legislation and Martin Lu... JIMMY CARTER War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a go... JIMMY CARTER It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those who have a... JIMMY CARTER Testing oneself is best when done alone. JIMMY CARTER Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound... JIMMY CARTER We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage... JIMMY CARTER I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. JIMMY CARTER America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America. JIMMY CARTER Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o... JIMMY CARTER When I was in the White House, I was confronted with the challenge of the Cold War. Both the Soviet ... JIMMY CARTER I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destinati... JIMMY DEAN Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. JIMMY BUFFETT The blues tells a story in itself. It can make you happy or give you a feeling to swing. JIMMY RUSHING For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happine... JIMMY CARTER You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. JIMMY KIMMEL I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days ... JIMMY KIMMEL You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge... JIMMY IOVINE If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette. JIMMY PIERSALL