The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

I feel like a cat -- halfway through my nine lives.

How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning.

You can't pray a lie.