The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

The less men think, the more they talk.

The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.