Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.