The kitchen is ..., ... I don't know how you're gonna print that, but it's gorgeous.

I give out teeth instead of money.

I can be so creative, ... There's a shell I can work with. ... I can pop out a wall.

I refuse to cry, ... This is supposed to be a spoof of a makeover show.

Chocolate is one of the backbones of the pastry kitchen. It is one of the most important ingredients in our pantry. It is very versatile, it is complex, and it is extremely temperamental.

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.