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MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Wisdom is not counted in grammers, niether in fluency, but vividly shown in mannerism.
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MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON I can see better when i close my eyes; don't make much ado, that's my latest style of view.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Anyone that says his mind will be probably regarded a fool, but the true artist is not moved by the ...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Buy laughter with tears, and you'll be rich forever.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Any fool that had once helped you will someday make known to everyone that you were once a needy. No...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Before you speak... I have already heard. Before you see... I had seen a million times. Before you r...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Everything comes at the right time, but if the right time is too late to be patient, go earlier befo...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The best way to detect the destructive element in someone is to watch closely their behavioural patt...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON When you're working, some people relax and wait for the invisible right time, but when they see your...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Sometimes your dearest friend whom you reveal most of your secrets to becomes so deadly and unfriend...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Great and pure thoughts cannot be deposited in minds accumulated with rubbish.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Only courageous hearts can endure the bitterness of truth.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Blessed are those that know the path out of their carnal flesh, for they shall attain intuition.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The greatest book is one written by your pen, but not exactly from your mind.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The Infinity sign goes round and round without an end, and true love bears the same pattern.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being ...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Seriousness is too boring to the playful human condition. A heart of stone that has a long face can ...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Some writers aren't writers, they are mere escapees' and refugees' on an exile from the jungle of th...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON When people say they're too busy, ask them If they'll have time to die, and see If dead's gonna give...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Fanatics are like debris following the course of the wind, they are swept around like sand, and conv...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON When you are gunning to be like other people, you are foolishly repeating their mistakes, and the wo...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Division and separation means no harm to the society. It makes everyone unique.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The world is changing rapidly, and everyone changes along with the world. Discoveries is now becomin...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The only river i would like to be drown is the river filled with the blood of Jesus.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Sometimes you hear people saying that there is a secret to get to where you wanna be, but at a certa...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The business of lying is transacted in the abode of the gullible.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Those without an idea of who you are make you become what they think.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON If heaven was hot and hell was chilly, tell me, why would you go to heaven?
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON How convinced are you that man was created in the image of God when you can't see the image of God?
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Your mind is filled with ample secret abilities not known to you, keep it active by shutting down di...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Atheism is a lack of belief...what about the powers of darkness, and that of light, will you trace b...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON These are the attributes of Bullshit people; they will...blur your imagination, take your endowments...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Roots cannot grow into trees if there are no supernatural elements in the soil. Man cannot grow weal...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Inventions are not solely the making of material things, inventions are also the mental unleashing o...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON An idea is like a spark to creativity, which turns to a wild conflagration of thoughts, burning ever...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The sub-conscious mind is so powerful in such a way that even if you empty your mind of all its comp...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON There's no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is ...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Knowledge is not obtained through being absorbed in a book, it comes when you brush aside fantasies ...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON When your madness is creative and necessary, people will not notice the fact that you are crazy.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of wha...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Material wealth do not last forever, but that which probably lasts forever is the wealth of intellig...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON Boasting about badness without actively involving in badness is mere madness.
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