Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

An introvert talks more than an extrovert because when the mouth is closed, the mind is opened.

Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial way.

When your absence is felt, your presence is the essence and it makes a difference.

We look forward to seeing all of your Vaseline coated smiles terribly soon.

The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.