The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.

If the River runs red, use the dirt track!

She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.

[When I spoke to Jane Lynch at the premiere of the R rated sex comedy,] The 40 Year Old Virgin, ... Oh, goodie!

The enduring rapture with magic and fable has always struck me as latently childish and somehow sexless (and thus also related to childlessness).