The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.