The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. . . . You are what you are.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

A case of the tail dogging the wag.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p