I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

A case of the tail dogging the wag.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.