The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

Show business is made up of disappointments, and it's through life's disappointments that you grow.

Howdeeeeee!