Take the back roads instead of the highways.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

Show business is made up of disappointments, and it's through life's disappointments that you grow.

Howdeeeeee!

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.