[The child said] he took him to the bathroom and he says he whooped him. He had him bend over the commode and he whooped him.

My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

As a child, our house had a backyard lined with roses tended vigilantly by my mother. So the fragrance fills me with nostalgia for my youth.

On the bathroom scale he weighs 50 pounds. We took him out to the hog scales and he weighed 46 pounds.

Bend It Like Beckham