The business of life is to enjoy oneself; everything else is a mockery.

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

I can find no room in my cosmos for a deity save as a waste product of human weakness, the excrement of the imagination

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do

To find a friend, one must close one eye; to keep him, two.