The best contraceptive method for any couple is misunderstanding.

The most practical way to become famous is to survive a major tragedy.

If a child says it has five senses, their parents will surely believe that it has the sixth one as well.

Dear Mr. Webster: I have no words to thank you for your dictionary.

Neither Beckett, nor Ionesco, not even Arrabal: the biggest responsible for the absurd in entertainment is the guy who calculates the tickets' prices.

In his youth, every man is a dreamer. But then he finally gets sleepy.