The most practical way to become famous is to survive a major tragedy.

Dear Mr. Webster: I have no words to thank you for your dictionary.

Neither Beckett, nor Ionesco, not even Arrabal: the biggest responsible for the absurd in entertainment is the guy who calculates the tickets' prices.

I am not sure if it is difficult to end the famine in the world. But the end of gastronomy competitions would be a marvelous first step towards it.

In his youth, every man is a dreamer. But then he finally gets sleepy.

Mankind will only accept the easy things when they finally find out how difficult it is to accept them.