The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

Kindness is a state every human being should be living in permanently.