The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

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We are very calm, collected, with business as usual. Let the army do what it has to do, and we'll do what we need to do.

This man was taken of the Jews, and should have been killed of them: then came I with an army, and rescued him, having understood that he was a Roman.