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If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA Christmas present from Russian Santa Claus.
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HALFORD E. LUCCOCK On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde.
"Santa Claus...
MILTON ROKEACH She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW Every Christmas Eve, the elves will come and give us a new pair of pajamas.
SABRINA CARPENTER![]()
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time.
BIL KEANE![]()
The way my family always did Christmas was on Christmas Eve, it wasn't really centered around a ...
BLAKE SHELTON Malls were packed on Christmas Eve. It will go down as one of the biggest days before Christmas on r...
ELLEN TOLLEY On Christmas Eve, we had 22 funerals. On Christmas Day, there were 19. Everybody I know took down th...
JACK MCREYNOLDS Express mail is always available, and we deliver on Christmas Day. The carriers dress up like Santa ...
BRENDA RYANS![]()
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely differ...
LEMONY SNICKET![]()
Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I ...
THOMM QUACKENBUSH![]()
8. Santa Claus is concerned about the problem of Arctic ice. The ice is the spouse of the elves, and...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE![]()
My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes.
ZACH ANNER![]()
On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot...
DAVID SEDARIS![]()
The real Santa Claus is at the mall.
LEMONY SNICKET Christmas brings us great music: Everything from Handel's 'Messiah' to 'White Christ...
ALAN COLMES Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair ...
JANET EVANOVICH![]()
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danc...
PETER DINKLAGE![]()
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something ...
JAMES MCAVOY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES![]()
Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potenti...
WENDY WASSERSTEIN I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was...
JAMI ATTENBERG![]()
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a...
ANDY ROONEY No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to s...
ALFRED SMITH No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to s...
AL SMITH![]()
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to s...
ALFRED E. SMITH We all know a Christmas NUT who believes in Santa Claus, his flying Rain Deer and the slave Elf work...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE When I was a kid, we would get McDonalds on Christmas Eve, and that was a big deal because the close...
JANE LYNCH The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxe...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW![]()
1. Santa Claus is real. However, your parents are folkloric constructs meant to protect and foritfy ...
CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE![]()
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies!
FRANCIS PHARCELLUS CHURCH![]()
I think we've taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don't stop and think about Jesus or...
BILLY GRAHAM Christmas Eve I saw a stable, low and very bare, A little child in a manger. The oxen knew Him...
MARY ELIZABETH COLERIDGE![]()
My dad was a slightly stricter version of Richard Dawkins. The worldview was that there are idiots o...
ALAIN DE BOTTON I was doing a tour of the 'Batman' live stage production, and I challenged the cast to join ...
SAM HEUGHAN![]()
My mother was a not-too-devoted atheist. She went to Episcopal church on Christmas Eve every year, a...
ANNE LAMOTT![]()
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HIDEKAZ HIMARUYA "I believe a loving Santa Claus, brings more than gifts & toys. He shares his Christ-like love, spre...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there a...
KYRA SEDGWICK It was good weather, good wrestling ... what else can you ask for on Christmas break?
GREG HAGA So you say there is no Father Christmas, ...
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Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE![]()
It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowm...
MARKUS ZUSAK![]()
Christmas Eve They were all looking for a king To slay their foes, and lift them high; Thou cam'st,...
GEORGE MACDONALD There is something about these old people seeing Santa Claus that really cheers them up. This may be...
DELBERT TEILLE If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Har...
HAYDEN SCHLOSSBERG It could be a messy holiday weekend. We're watching a storm out of the eastern Pacific moving inland...
BRIAN MONTGOMERY![]()
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We sta...
W. C. FIELDS![]()
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and ...
DOLLY PARTON Instead of Santa Claus, children receive gifts on this date from the three wise men celebrating the ...
ANTONIO RODRIGUEZ Traditionally, Christmas Day is the busiest day of the year at 7-Eleven. A majority of our customers...
CINDY DAVIS![]()
Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full.
CHLOE THURLOW We invite our Christian brothers and sisters to say prayers on Christmas Eve and to celebrate Christ...
DIN SYAMSUDDIN![]()
On Christmas morning, my Mam and Dad were downstairs shouting to me to look out the window.
T...
STEPHEN RICHARDS![]()
If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o...
DEYTH BANGER The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
JETHRO TULL![]()
And the day came out... the mask was removed... and who was behind it?
...
No Face... a pe...
DEYTH BANGER We were on standby on Christmas Eve. We were also on standby yesterday and we actually launched on a...
MAJ. JOANNE MACGREGOR![]()
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.
ANONYMOUS We were a little concerned. It was a tough Christmas holiday and you never get Christmas back. Chris...
GREG MURTHA![]()
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER![]()
How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot.
CHRISTINA APPLEGATE Take a moment to remember those you have lost along the way, and, let them know you thought of them ...
T.R. THRESTON The rules only applied to
people who couldn’t afford different rules.
CAMERON STRACHER![]()
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adu...
RICHARD LAMM He said that on four occasions between Christmas and New Year's Eve he went to strip wire out of the...
SHELLY WILLIAMS![]()
I never believed in Santa Claus. None of us kids did. Mom and Dad refused to let us. They couldn't a...
JEANNETTE WALLS![]()
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'...
CHRIS PINE The first time I held him, he was in a Christmas stocking. Brad's an angel. He came at Christmas and...
BRIAN ROWE On Christmas, my family and I see a movie and go out for Chinese food. We don't celebrate Christ...
EDEN SHER God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the...
PAUL HENDERSON![]()
Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some exten...
BILLY GRAHAM If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
WAYNE COYNE![]()
The 'Story of Silent Night', which was given to me one Christmas when I was six - it was the...
ADRIANA TRIGIANI He died of cancer on Christmas Eve when I was in my second year of law school. I know what that pain...
CHARLES DUNCAN For Christmas 1999, my husband surprised me with a trip to Disney World. Along with our boys, we wer...
KAREN ROBARDS Elf the movie: Santa announcement - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jyCfRHumHU
BUDDY Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart."
MRS. PAUL M. ELL. I hate to say it, but Christmas as a kid was always a moneymaking venture for me. I played trumpet, ...
JOHN TESH (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON![]()
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too dr...
CARROLL BRYANT![]()
Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ...
CHRISTINA ENGELA The scientific method gives us information by testing and repeating observable things so that we can...
LEWIS N. ROE![]()
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when a...
RICHARD LAMM![]()
Let Us Keep Christmas Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining t...
GRACE NOLL CROWELL Christmas is a huge thing in my family. We usually start decorating the day after Thanksgiving. We s...
SAMANTHA ISLER![]()
We both know... that soon everything is going to end...
...
This chat will be in the...
DEYTH BANGER They were just like that, they allowed each other's hobbies. They were all ready for Christmas, thei...
JACKIE PETERSON![]()
Besides Christianity and specifically Catholicism being wonderful, Christmas is intrinsic to America...
MILO YIANNOPOULOS Typically, the morning of Christmas Eve is busy and it will taper off by around three in the afterno...
DEBBIE MARTINEZ Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.
FRANCES WRIGHT Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and ang...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI Every year, like a good Catholic, I wait for Christmas. Putting up the lights, decorating the tree, ...
MALAIKA ARORA KHAN![]()
The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis.
CRAIG GROESCHEL You have heard about the reindeer that pull old Santa's sled.
But mostly I hate Rudolph and wi...
MARK W. BOYER
ALICE TAYLOR Would people please stop telling me Santa Claus doesn't exist? I met him when I was a kid, surrounde...
STEVE MERRICK, STEVESEVILEMPIRE
If Santa Claus was a politician, he would only put billboards promising the best Christmas presents. LJUPKA CVETANOVA Christmas present from Russian Santa Claus.
PAVEL DATSYUK The other day I bumped into Santa Claus. A good bump it was, too! I ought to have been arrested, for...
HALFORD E. LUCCOCK On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde.
"Santa Claus...
MILTON ROKEACH She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW Every Christmas Eve, the elves will come and give us a new pair of pajamas.
SABRINA CARPENTER
God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is 'sposed to be a happy time. BIL KEANE
The way my family always did Christmas was on Christmas Eve, it wasn't really centered around a ... BLAKE SHELTON Malls were packed on Christmas Eve. It will go down as one of the biggest days before Christmas on r...
ELLEN TOLLEY On Christmas Eve, we had 22 funerals. On Christmas Day, there were 19. Everybody I know took down th...
JACK MCREYNOLDS Express mail is always available, and we deliver on Christmas Day. The carriers dress up like Santa ...
BRENDA RYANS
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely differ... LEMONY SNICKET
Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I ... THOMM QUACKENBUSH
8. Santa Claus is concerned about the problem of Arctic ice. The ice is the spouse of the elves, and... CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE
My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes. ZACH ANNER
On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot... DAVID SEDARIS
The real Santa Claus is at the mall. LEMONY SNICKET Christmas brings us great music: Everything from Handel's 'Messiah' to 'White Christ...
ALAN COLMES Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair ...
JANET EVANOVICH
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danc... PETER DINKLAGE
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something ... JAMES MCAVOY I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES
Bruce was a genius, conveniently born on Christmas Eve with, according to my mother, Messiah potenti... WENDY WASSERSTEIN I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was...
JAMI ATTENBERG
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a... ANDY ROONEY No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to s...
ALFRED SMITH No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to s...
AL SMITH
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to s... ALFRED E. SMITH We all know a Christmas NUT who believes in Santa Claus, his flying Rain Deer and the slave Elf work...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE When I was a kid, we would get McDonalds on Christmas Eve, and that was a big deal because the close...
JANE LYNCH The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxe...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW
1. Santa Claus is real. However, your parents are folkloric constructs meant to protect and foritfy ... CATHERYNNE M. VALENTE
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! FRANCIS PHARCELLUS CHURCH
I think we've taken the meaning of Christmas out. People don't stop and think about Jesus or... BILLY GRAHAM Christmas Eve I saw a stable, low and very bare, A little child in a manger. The oxen knew Him...
MARY ELIZABETH COLERIDGE
My dad was a slightly stricter version of Richard Dawkins. The worldview was that there are idiots o... ALAIN DE BOTTON I was doing a tour of the 'Batman' live stage production, and I challenged the cast to join ...
SAM HEUGHAN
My mother was a not-too-devoted atheist. She went to Episcopal church on Christmas Eve every year, a... ANNE LAMOTT
Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the re... HIDEKAZ HIMARUYA "I believe a loving Santa Claus, brings more than gifts & toys. He shares his Christ-like love, spre...
TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there a...
KYRA SEDGWICK It was good weather, good wrestling ... what else can you ask for on Christmas break?
GREG HAGA So you say there is no Father Christmas, ...
M.C. FRANK
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh... CHRISTOPHER MOORE
It was the beginning of the greatest Christmas ever. Little food. No presents. But there was a snowm... MARKUS ZUSAK
Christmas Eve They were all looking for a king To slay their foes, and lift them high; Thou cam'st,... GEORGE MACDONALD There is something about these old people seeing Santa Claus that really cheers them up. This may be...
DELBERT TEILLE If you look at Christmas movies, there are certain things in them that lend themselves to a 'Har...
HAYDEN SCHLOSSBERG It could be a messy holiday weekend. We're watching a storm out of the eastern Pacific moving inland...
BRIAN MONTGOMERY
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We sta... W. C. FIELDS
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and ... DOLLY PARTON Instead of Santa Claus, children receive gifts on this date from the three wise men celebrating the ...
ANTONIO RODRIGUEZ Traditionally, Christmas Day is the busiest day of the year at 7-Eleven. A majority of our customers...
CINDY DAVIS
Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW We invite our Christian brothers and sisters to say prayers on Christmas Eve and to celebrate Christ...
DIN SYAMSUDDIN
On Christmas morning, my Mam and Dad were downstairs shouting to me to look out the window. T...
STEPHEN RICHARDS
If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o... DEYTH BANGER The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
JETHRO TULL
And the day came out... the mask was removed... and who was behind it?...
No Face... a pe...
DEYTH BANGER We were on standby on Christmas Eve. We were also on standby yesterday and we actually launched on a...
MAJ. JOANNE MACGREGOR
Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. ANONYMOUS We were a little concerned. It was a tough Christmas holiday and you never get Christmas back. Chris...
GREG MURTHA
Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa. BARBARA KINGSOLVER
How do you survive Christmas? You drink a lot. And drink a lot, right. Drink a lot and drink a lot. CHRISTINA APPLEGATE Take a moment to remember those you have lost along the way, and, let them know you thought of them ...
T.R. THRESTON The rules only applied to
people who couldn’t afford different rules.
CAMERON STRACHER
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adu... RICHARD LAMM He said that on four occasions between Christmas and New Year's Eve he went to strip wire out of the...
SHELLY WILLIAMS
I never believed in Santa Claus. None of us kids did. Mom and Dad refused to let us. They couldn't a... JEANNETTE WALLS
For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you'... CHRIS PINE The first time I held him, he was in a Christmas stocking. Brad's an angel. He came at Christmas and...
BRIAN ROWE On Christmas, my family and I see a movie and go out for Chinese food. We don't celebrate Christ...
EDEN SHER God wants your soul for all eternity. All Santa requires is cookies and milk... One night out of the...
PAUL HENDERSON
Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some exten... BILLY GRAHAM If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
WAYNE COYNE
The 'Story of Silent Night', which was given to me one Christmas when I was six - it was the... ADRIANA TRIGIANI He died of cancer on Christmas Eve when I was in my second year of law school. I know what that pain...
CHARLES DUNCAN For Christmas 1999, my husband surprised me with a trip to Disney World. Along with our boys, we wer...
KAREN ROBARDS Elf the movie: Santa announcement - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jyCfRHumHU
BUDDY Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down...
PHILLIP ANDREW BENNETT LOW They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart."
MRS. PAUL M. ELL. I hate to say it, but Christmas as a kid was always a moneymaking venture for me. I played trumpet, ...
JOHN TESH (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too dr... CARROLL BRYANT
Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA The scientific method gives us information by testing and repeating observable things so that we can...
LEWIS N. ROE
Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when a... RICHARD LAMM
Let Us Keep Christmas Whatever else be lost among the years, Let us keep Christmas still a shining t... GRACE NOLL CROWELL Christmas is a huge thing in my family. We usually start decorating the day after Thanksgiving. We s...
SAMANTHA ISLER
We both know... that soon everything is going to end......
This chat will be in the...
DEYTH BANGER They were just like that, they allowed each other's hobbies. They were all ready for Christmas, thei...
JACKIE PETERSON
Besides Christianity and specifically Catholicism being wonderful, Christmas is intrinsic to America... MILO YIANNOPOULOS Typically, the morning of Christmas Eve is busy and it will taper off by around three in the afterno...
DEBBIE MARTINEZ Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.
FRANCES WRIGHT Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and ang...
CHRISTINA G. ROSSETTI Every year, like a good Catholic, I wait for Christmas. Putting up the lights, decorating the tree, ...
MALAIKA ARORA KHAN
The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL You have heard about the reindeer that pull old Santa's sled.
But mostly I hate Rudolph and wi...
MARK W. BOYER
