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The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!


Dan Castellaneta

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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
MATT GROENING When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
HOMER SIMPSON Every problem is waiting for an answer. Who will provide the answer?
SOTONYE ANGA Within the covers of the Bible are all the answers for all the problems men face.
RONALD REAGAN I want to find happiness in the palm of someone's hands, not at the bottom of a bottle, or at the en...
ARTURO S. GUERRERO I liked myths. They weren't adult stories and they weren't children's stories. They were better than...
NEIL GAIMAN I can't solve the problems of the world, but being the best person I can be will certainly lessen th...
JIM GENOVESE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ...
C. JOYBELL C. I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib...
C. JOYBELL C. I had nothing to say to these strangers, whoever or whatever they were.
CATHERINE LACEY The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi...
MARIANA FULGER Around 1967 Dan Bobrow wrote a program to do algebra problems based on symbols rather than numbers.
MARVIN MINSKY Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the b...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Time brings the answers to all problems
JIM GENOVESE Splits generally are positive for stocks if theyre done at the right time. The timing on this one lo...
IAN WITTERS She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
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JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
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ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine."
The Q...
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TOM BAKER AKA THE PONDERING MAN Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
HENRY ADAMS Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
HENRY BROOKS ADAMS Auschwitz begins wherever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: theyre only animals.
THEODOR ADORNO Suntem creatori, dar jucăm naivi, rolul de „creație”. Ne considerăm biete oi neajutorate, mâ...
DAN BROWN Ce soartă va avea condiția omenească dacă marile mistere ale vieții vor fi în sfârșit elucid...
DAN BROWN Schimbarea este iminentă. Ființa omenească se află în pragul unei noi ere, când își va înto...
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DAN BROWN Lots of things are mysteries. But that doesn't mean there isn't an answer to them. It's just that sc...
MARK HADDON There are some things that only other people can do to you.
CATHERINE LACEY . . . overcast afternoons when it seemed possible the whole world had run out of things to say.
CATHERINE LACEY And how sad it is that the last face someone makes at you is always the face you remember the most.
CATHERINE LACEY The answers you seek are not the answers you find.
MARTY RUBIN I'd run out of options. That's how these things usually happen, how a person ends up placing all her...
CATHERINE LACEY Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.
ANTHONY LICCIONE I'm in the middle of the road, it seems vague of unclear way, of where I'm going but no matter what ...
HLONIM They stand uncertainly underneath immense skies, and everything about them is drowned.
JACK KEROUAC I heard the Denver and Rio Grande locomotives howling off in to the mountains. I wanted to pursue my...
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CORY DOCTOROW Philosophy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
HENRY BROOKS ADAMS Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full.
CHLOE THURLOW Does the church offer answers for the complexions of 21st century problems?
SUNDAY ADELAJA Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretche...
EMMA LAZARUS I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY [After Dan Harris left his job at WCSH-TV in Portland, Maine, he had some trouble on the job market....
DAN HARRIS It is easy to find the problem. Knowing the difference between critique and criticism is the solutio...
JT SANZ don’t say you’se ole. You’se uh lil girl baby all de time. God made it so you spent yo’ ole ...
ZORA NEALE HURSTON May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Politics offers yesterday's answers to today's problems.
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SOURCE UNKNOWN In the U.S., people do like to see people that they know, that they've seen on TV or on magazines or...
CLINT MATHIS I thought that if I could ever do a background check on myself, I knew exactly what I'd do with it. ...
CATHERINE LACEY Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be...
GARY F EVANS... Time goes fast, the world is one paradox full of answers and questions.
DEYTH BANGER I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON ...knew the futility of agonizing over why things had transpired as they had. What could have happen...
RAYMOND E. FEIST ...and I realized no matter what you do it’s bound to be a waste of time in the end so you might a...
JACK KEROUAC This review is from: On the Shortness of Life (Penguin Great Ideas) (Paperback)

"I know t...
AMAZON REVIEWER Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.
RONALD REAGAN Open your minds, my friends. We all fear what we don't understand.
DAN BROWN Inequality causes problems by creating fissures in societies, leaving those at the bottom feeling ma...
NICHOLAS KRISTOF Offensive linemen arent real athletes.
ANTHONY WEAVER This is long overdue given the severity of problems. That's a race to the bottom we can't tolerate.
THOMAS SCOTT theyre missing whole streets.
SAM WRIGHT What if you have all the pieces and the puzzle still doesn't fit?
MARTY RUBIN I sometimes wondered why I even answered the phone, but I guess I always had the hope that it would ...
CATHERINE LACEY It depressed me to think that I might have been looking at another person but seeing only myself.
CATHERINE LACEY I need you.” He could not go any further down. Rock bottom. And at the very bottom was just this o...
ALEKSANDR VOINOV Don't sacrifice the present and attempt to achieve the impossible- to completely correct the past......
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD The scientific method gives us information by testing and repeating observable things so that we can...
LEWIS N. ROE But the dust! And the clutter! My housewifely and scholarly instincts were equally offended.
ELIZABETH PETERS But when have I ever needed saving?
"Are you a Wendy?" I whisper to myself, scanning the low ro...
TRACY WARD I was suddenly very aware of the fact it was me standing up in that tunnel with the wind over my fac...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY The only perspective is to really be there.
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STEPHEN CHBOSKY Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out...
ANNE FRANK Eat off the palm of lifes hand for it feeds the soul
STEVEN ESPINOSA Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
ALEX HAMILTON When you meet the real problems of life, think of the real lessons of life for the real lessons of l...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Humans want answers, answers that compute; this does not compute Will Robinson! This was dialogue be...
NICHOLAS M. CUONO SR. She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word.
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DAN HICKS I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself.
DAN HICKS I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: t...
DAN HICKS There've been periods where I had to convince the audience or win them over.
DAN HICKS About 10 years ago, I took some vocal lessons. I'll bet that helped. I got a tape of exercises t...
DAN HICKS There's some pictures of me playing hollow bodies, but I never last long. I always come back to ...
DAN HICKS I was always looking to record, but how much I actually pursued it was another thing. The major labe...
DAN HICKS I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'...
DAN HICKS My stuff was more of a folk coffeehouse thing, with more acoustic guitar, just me doing a single, an...
DAN HICKS Right now, I'm thinking in terms of just having a good band, man. Having a good act for the stag...
DAN HICKS There's been a big buzz about the Charlatans in the last couple of years. I've heard the wor...
DAN HICKS And it really is a good feeling to get up there and make that sound. I'm not stuck in a time war...
DAN HICKS It's not about retro or modern, it's about this note or that note, which sounds better?
DAN HICKS When we started off it was all nervous energy and we probably played everything twice as fast as we ...
DAN HAWKINS We've had a number 1 album in the UK and that was a really big thing for me. So now all we'v...
DAN HAWKINS We've got a long career ahead of us and it's going to be great. Trust me.
DAN HAWKINS We're real people and we're a band that's been playing on the scene for a long time. We&...
DAN HAWKINS We still haven't played Madison Square Garden. That's a benchmark. Something will have gone ...
DAN HAWKINS There's a lot of people out there who have seen us once somewhere in a pub or heard our songs la...
DAN HAWKINS The bigger we get, I think the more it's changing things, which is great, but we didn't set ...
DAN HAWKINS My favorite is still the one that I started off with, which is a Les Paul Standard. I've played ...
DAN HAWKINS In a strange kind of way I know were really popular and probably the biggest band in the country at ...
DAN HAWKINS I knew from an early age exactly what I wanted to do. I wanted to be a musician and that was it. It ...
DAN HAWKINS I can't wait until we get to the stage where we don't have to explain anymore.
DAN HAWKINS I can't wait to start something up myself that is actually about giving unsigned bands the expos...
DAN HAWKINS As far as the live shows go, we're not leapfrogging all the smaller venues. We would have bypass...
DAN HAWKINS After school I moved to London to get involved in music. I took the whole thing very seriously.
DAN HAWKINS When I need to nail that riff to the cross, Marshall will always provide the hammer!
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