Lex was about to ask what in the dickens that was supposed to mean, but then Uncle Mort nodded at Wi...
GINA DAMICO Uncle Mort glanced at Pandora, then back at the Juniors. "Okay, kids. Brace yourselves. And try not ...
GINA DAMICO Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there...
GINA DAMICO Ferbus assumed a hyperventilating position, his hands on his knees. 'Oh no,' Skyla said, concern spl...
GINA DAMICO Then something happened in the next two seconds, but neither Lex nor Driggs would be able to recall ...
GINA DAMICO When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
CAROL BURNETT I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.
CAROL ALT But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it ha...
CAROL BURNETT Comedy is tragedy - plus time.
CAROL BURNETT We all get where we're going by circuitous journeys, and some of the setbacks are warranted.
CAROL BURNETT You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can sur...
CAROL BURNETT When things are a disappointment, try not to be so discouraged.
CAROL BURNETT When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because t...
CAROL VORDERMAN I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called 'Once Upon a Mattres...
CAROL BURNETT The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me. I spend most days at home in Brist...
CAROL VORDERMAN I was in California, and I was going to UCLA, and I knew I certainly didn't have movie star look...
CAROL BURNETT But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be fa...
CAROL BURNETT I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
CAROL BURNETT I very much enjoyed doing 'Law & Order,' playing a killer - that was fun, and they had a...
CAROL BURNETT I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking...
CAROL BURNETT I've always been able to recount things, and I have a really good memory about dialog and what p...
CAROL BURNETT Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, whic...
CAROL BURNETT I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
CAROL BURNETT On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - i...
CAROL BURNETT Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
CAROL BURNETT Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell.
CAROL BURNETT I'm so happy with what has happened in my life.
CAROL BURNETT I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
CAROL BURNETT It is the instinctive wish of most American businesspeople, even those unlikely to be directly affec...
CAROL LOOMIS When they are employed wisely, derivatives make the world simpler because they give their buyers an ...
CAROL LOOMIS . . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray...
CAROL GILLIGAN I can't be bothered to go to the gym, though. I honestly just can't be bothered - it's t...
CAROL VORDERMAN In the 1987 stock market crash, according to the conclusions of the official Brady report, colossal ...
CAROL LOOMIS I was a very lonely child and it's funy but the first word that comes to my head is "starved". I fel...
CAROL LEE I think we're here for each other.
CAROL BURNETT Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
CAROL BURNETT Get out of the blocks, run your race, stay relaxed. If you run your race, you'll win. Channel your e...
CAROL LEWIS I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
CAROL LEIFER Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
CAROL BURNETT Abortion is a skillfully marketed product sold to women at a crisis time in their life. If the produ...
CAROL EVERTT ...As in all moral panics, an accusation is enough to destroy a person's life. Hysteria trumps evi...
CAROL TAVRIS The real problem between the sexes is that for men, sex is a gender-underliner, they need it for the...
CAROL CLEWLOW Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
CAROL BURNETT The product, abortion, is skillfully marketed and sold to the woman at the crisis time in her life. ...
CAROL EVERETT There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.
CAROL MATTHAU In 1980, aided by $1.5 billion in loan guarantees from the U.S. government and his own pitchman rout...
CAROL LOOMIS In the different voice of women lies the truth of an ethic of care, the tie between relationship and...
CAROL GILLIGAN New legislation has just been adopted by the International Labour Organization on the Worst Forms of...
CAROL BELLAMY I would love to have written Roger Zelazny's first five books of 'Amber.' What a great i...
CAROL BERG And my first film was Carnal Knowledge, another amazing experience, largely because of Mike Nichols,...
CAROL KANE Limited partnerships are required to amend their filings whenever important changes, such as the adm...
CAROL LOOMIS When I was in college at UCLA, I took a playwriting course. I was all set to be a writer. But I had ...
CAROL BURNETT Some managements do not even think of buybacks as an option. The idea of shrinking their equity base...
CAROL LOOMIS Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
CAROL BURNETT It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by a...
CAROL BURNETT There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.
CAROL SHIELDS When I'm photographing, I think - like any rescue worker who deals with tragedy - you have to ha...
CAROL GUZY I find the question of whether gender differences are biologically determined or socially constructe...
CAROL GILLIGAN I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
CAROL BURNETT Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to te...
CAROL BURNETT We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
CAROL BURNETT I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out ag...
CAROL BURNETT Those with dissociative disorders face a big enough battle living as multiples and dealing with past...
CAROL BROAD There needs to be a nationwide awareness programme for all NHS staff, to educate them about dissocia...
CAROL BROAD ... in some sense, she ignored her physical self, as if her body were merely something impersonal ve...
CAROL LEE My parents never recognized the things that for me were achievements. I was praised for the things t...
CAROL LEE I was diagnosed with hypoglycemia, an abnormal decrease of sugar in the blood. Eventually I learned ...
CAROL ALT If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.
CAROL ALT I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses.
CAROL ALT We must ensure that while eliminating child labor in the export industry, we are also eliminating th...
CAROL BELLAMY I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childles...
CAROL LEIFER But what attracted me to weeds was not their beauty, but their resilience. I mean, despite being so ...
CAROL VORVAIN More than 55,000 men from Bomber Command lost their lives, of whom 38,000 were British. That's o...
CAROL VORDERMAN Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
CAROL BURNETT Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.
CAROL LEIFER It's not about failure; it's about trying something and risking something for attaining your...
CAROL ALT The speed and trajectory of BlackRock's ascent have been breathtaking.
CAROL LOOMIS My grandmother and I followed my mother here, to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but a ...
CAROL BURNETT My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-roo...
CAROL BURNETT I enjoy worldbuilding very much. I generally start with an approximation. With 'Flesh and Spirit...
CAROL BERG Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward.
CAROL CHANNING I had gone to nursing school at Northampton Community College in my hometown of Bethlehem, Pennsylva...
CAROL GUZY I have a whole box full of pieces of the Berlin Wall and a heart made from the barbed wire of the Ir...
CAROL GUZY She suffered. She suffered a whole lot. And at one point I was praying for her to be released. You k...
CAROL BURNETT When you have a dream you've got to grab it and never let go
CAROL BURNETT She was a mountain girl, ... We brought some of her ashes here and placed them next to F.C. Jones. I...
CAROL BURNETT People invite me to dinner not because I cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate grati...
CAROL BURNETT I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
CAROL BURNETT Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
CAROL BURNETT She said, 'Mama, if I can take it back ...,
CAROL BURNETT I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's whe...
CAROL BURNETT I do think there are some great female comics: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. Th...
CAROL BURNETT I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like M...
CAROL BURNETT I'm hooked on Glenn Close in 'Damages.'
CAROL BURNETT The good thing about a dealer's derivatives portfolio is that it is marked to market.
CAROL LOOMIS I believe in lieu of the Katrina situation last week it is even more important that we are prepared ...
CAROL MILLER The faculty will be a little more relaxed this semester, because we know that problems are inevitabl...
CAROL MILLER I came in Tuesday and took a tour of the building for the first time. My first impression was that E...
CAROL MILLER Many people have been able to return to their homes. We expect to spend most of today assessing dama...
CAROL MILLER People have really improved their recycling efforts.
CAROL MILLER It was very moving and extremely needed, ... We are a conservative campus where this is not talked a...
CAROL MILLER The goal is to have at least one quarter of the amount of trash that would have gone to the landfill...
CAROL MILLER So far this year we have taken in 108.5 tons of recyclable versus the estimated 65.6 tons collected ...
CAROL MILLER The students were definitely the first priority, that's why they have finished all the classrooms. T...
CAROL MILLER We could always use more, but we are getting back on schedule after the holiday.
CAROL MILLER Say you get to some place and you can't find an ATM. I will only get one or two or three days worth ...
CAROL MICKELSEN Europe is very close to what you would find in the U.S. If you're going to a very small town in Amer...
CAROL MICKELSEN [Europe is closest to North America in its density of ATMs.] ATM machines are all over the place. Th...
CAROL MICKELSEN In Poland, we could pay for groceries with a credit card. Surprisingly enough, campgrounds take char...
CAROL MICKELSEN In Poland, we could pay for groceries with a credit card, ... Surprisingly enough, campgrounds take ...
CAROL MICKELSEN Say you get to some place and you can't find an ATM, ... I will only get one or two or three days wo...
CAROL MICKELSEN Response times will be better.
CAROL MEYER You as a resident need to make yourself prepared and knowledgeable.
CAROL MEYER I'd say we're probably one of the most prepared counties in the country.
CAROL MEYER It's awesome. I thought it would be a wonderful opportunity. I very much favor the Philharmonic.
CAROL MEYER Trauma funds aren't going into the San Gabriel Valley, but paying for the trauma patients that get t...
CAROL MEYER We both do all the work, but we each have the places where we shine.
CAROL MCNEELY We think every home needs at least one, or maybe two or three, decorative rooms.
CAROL MCNEELY We tailor finishes to people's personalities.
CAROL MCNEELY We want people to know that we do more than stripes and polka dots.
CAROL MCNEELY She was a feisty woman. She was a clown. She made everyone laugh. Everyone loved to be around her.
CAROL MARSH It all happened very fast. In 10 minutes, the whole thing was gone.
CAROL MARSH This is how close we were.
CAROL MARSH My grandmother was a feisty woman. That's probably the best way to describe her. She was still deliv...
CAROL MARSH Our guests, when they arrive on board, they are going to see that. When they depart, they are going ...
CAROL MARLOW The response has been remarkable.
CAROL MARLOW We spent longer than we had planned in Fort Lauderdale, which meant that the itinerary has had to be...
CAROL MARLOW Cunard has the unique distinction of having the only true liners in the industry, and we're proud to...
CAROL MARLOW We gave our guests a compensation package which we felt was fair, and clearly it's not our intention...
CAROL MARLOW Queen Victoria will be a classically-styled Cunard queen, offering the very best of our heritage, al...
CAROL MARLOW The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart.
CAROL MANN Her swing changed in a way I hadn't seen before. She quit turning and got steep. She stopped being a...
CAROL MANN The Open is the home of the over-try.
CAROL MANN Before mental skills can really make a difference, a golfer has to develop swing skills and course m...
CAROL MANN [Cherry Hills will be used as support for the argument that Wie's path will leave her not only with ...
CAROL MANN What happens is that women tend to panic when they're losing it. Whereas, generally speaking, men, r...
CAROL MANN It pretty much becomes an off-leash day every day. That's what's happening now again.
CAROL MAJESKE If they don't follow the rules there may not be any choice in the future but to do further restricti...
CAROL MAJESKE Those who choose not to follow the rules may ruin it for the dog owners that are complying.
CAROL MAJESKE It's just a stressful situation for wildlife who are already stressed out in the winter.
CAROL MAJESKE That's the age when classes start to become departmentalized and this could be the first manifestati...
CAROL LOEWITH The problem with these classes is that the tutoring is usually done in small groups rather than one-...
CAROL LOEWITH Before you run off to a million different tutoring systems, have the school test the student to see ...
CAROL LOEWITH Before you usher them off to a tutoring center it would really pay for the parent to talk to the tea...
CAROL LOEWITH What you're doing is, you're paying $22.8 million for the privilege of putting up $100 million. At t...
CAROL LICKO Scripps is not being difficult in this. We've tried every which way to come to agreement with the co...
CAROL LICKO [Scripps] would have never bet its institute on this. They didn't do it on Mecca, and they're certai...
CAROL LICKO Scripps is a science institute. We don't want to be suing the county.
CAROL LICKO The party here that is trying to renege on their agreement is the county. Where's its obligation to ...
CAROL LICKO He had all these tricks he used. He's not a dumb person, by any means. He just didn't get it in scho...
CAROL LEWIS People really seem to like the larger facility.
CAROL LEWIS Near the end of the year, we always run short.
CAROL LEWIS The community is generous, but with all the bills going up, it?s getting expensive to run.
CAROL LEWIS We have not behaved well as a board of education. It is a disgrace and a shame. We need to rectify t...
CAROL LEWIS What these people say is true. It's really unfortunate.
CAROL LEWIS This spin control stuff is not working when people are dying, ... You want to be supportive of the c...
CAROL LEWIS They should have had acts that the young people can identify with. I'm not even feeling it. Maybe my...
CAROL LEWIS I don't have the manpower to go out and check to see if people are smoking. We had to cut down on la...
CAROL LEWIS Throughout history, when our national security has been threatened, we have responded by reducing li...
CAROL LEWIS We'll give it a good shot. We could do well or we could get killed.
CAROL LEVINE I've been teaching tennis for 25 years.
CAROL LEVINE You make a lot of adjustments in the early years, and it gets easier.
CAROL LEVINE It is a safe assumption,
CAROL LEVINE Because men who do any significant kind of caregiving are often seen by family and friends as heroic...
CAROL LEVINE Being thrust into the role of caregiver without any preparation is difficult under any circumstances...
CAROL LEVINE They are not seen as doing anything but helping out, as kids are supposed to do.
CAROL LEVINE This is a tremendous sense of guilt and burden that children should not have to bear.
CAROL LEVINE We had no jobs, no place to live. At his first job he worked for $400 a month.
CAROL LEVINE This does not have the earmarks of a long-planned management transition.
CAROL LEVENSON Getting into a bidding war with J&J is bad enough. But getting into a cash-throwing contest with J&J...
CAROL LEVENSON There's no reason to believe this name has bottomed out.
CAROL LEVENSON Even at these weaker levels we still consider tobacco company paper unacceptably risky.
CAROL LEVENSON A stock buyback is a risk-free way of ensuring earnings accretions. As long as borrowed funds remain...
CAROL LEVENSON Boeing can easily afford this purchase, with nearly $10 billion in cash and marketable securities on...
CAROL LEVENSON Market nervousness can lead to counterparty nervousness, which can lead to rating agency nervousness...
CAROL LEVENSON The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain ...
CAROL LEIFER We don't know how fast they are disappearing, but we know they are going fast.
CAROL LEE I had told him in the beginning, 'You take care of my girl.' I wish he would've taken care of her a ...
CAROL LEE A lot of stress, lots of that. Sleepless nights, the waiting is the hardest.
CAROL LEE It's not flames or anything.
CAROL LEE Basically, we're asking for monetary contributions right now.
CAROL LEE There is a great deal of potential in this boat,
CAROL LEE I have never been on the receiving end of a hate crime, or even a disparaging remark to my face.
CAROL ANSHAW We have four boys. Otto is the only boy in his family. He fit right in with our crew. They all got a...
CAROL WHEELER I love doing it. Maybe someone who hears what I wrote will pay me to publish it.
CAROL WEST Some group would have to decide to challenge the constitutionality of the law based on the rules set...
CAROL WEST We've found that it's very effective for most of the birds.
CAROL WEST I find this sad, but to afford a unit of fair market rent of $673 a month, he or she must work 102 h...
CAROL WEST I am pleased to be able to provide a conference of this caliber to senior women in Tucson, ... We ha...
CAROL WEST Life is really great -- never take it for granted,
CAROL WEST You just deal what you're dealt with.
CAROL WEST Many of the other bird-control measures we have investigated are ineffective, inhumane or environmen...
CAROL WEST I understand this ordinance is stronger than the state law, but I don't want to lose sight of the da...
CAROL WEST It will have to be a constitutional change. But keep in mind the legislature. It's fairly easy for t...
CAROL WEISSERT She's going to surprise people who think she's not going to do well. I just hope it goes beyond whet...
CAROL WEISSERT I would be surprised if it's going to bale her out. I can't imagine it's going to do much.
CAROL WEISSERT When this horse goes around the track, it does what it needs to do to win, and she wins.
CAROL WEISSERT Having Jeb [Bush] be a lame duck is going to be extremely interesting because he has several issues ...
CAROL WEISSERT I hope they can?t rest. I hope they can?t sleep.
CAROL WALKER There are more teachers here than there were last year. We spread the message out a little bit more.
CAROL WALKER