That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.

I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm 45.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

My mother thinks Mick Jagger is a foreign car.

I'd love to interview Mick Jagger, but that might be scary.

When I think of Mick Jagger still singing that he can't get any satisfaction in over forty years of being in the Rolling Stones, I have to conclude that he's either lying or not all that bright.