I'd love to interview Mick Jagger, but that might be scary.

I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm 45.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

My mother thinks Mick Jagger is a foreign car.

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.

I looked at Mick Jagger and Keith Richards and the boys up there thinking, I want to be that.