that I am equipped with what other people have called a fiendish sense of humor.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey places like the kitchen table.