That dress code isn't going to work.
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ERIC SCHMIDT We're treating it like part of our dress code,
ERIC PORTER I do my best work when I " twerk "..
KJFORCE From what I read, I think it's a reasonable dress code.
TERRY STOTTS I don't care about that dress code. When you always look good, it's not a problem.
PEJA STOJAKOVIC The three or four students who were in violation conformed to the dress code,
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DAVID STERN I dress in my 'uniform,' or my own dress code, which reflects my personal method and work et...
GIORGIO ARMANI The only thing required to think is to be alive. There is no dress code to use your brain.
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER In terms of work I've always had a Bad Attitude in that I won't work anywhere which requires...
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CALVIN AYRE I don't think Dave is going to do anymore (episodes)
CHARLIE MURPHY I don't think Dave is going to do anymore (episodes).
CHARLIE MURPHY Bring your own boots, work gloves and dress for cold weather. It is going to get dirty out there.
ADAM ARMSTRONG What sexual preference do you hope she has?” “Happiness.” Isnt that cool?
FRANCESCA LIA BLOCK Sit back, enjoy the ride and hang out with me for a little while. ( sorry, cheesy driving metaphor!)
MILEY CYRUS It is not enough for code to work.
ROBERT C. MARTIN There isnt always an explanation for everything.
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DAVE MILEY That ball should be caught.
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BRIAN MOEHLER Don't dress to kill, dress to survive.
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HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
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JACK FARIS We need a tax code that promotes savings, investment, achievement, innovation, and hard work.
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AUTHOR UNKNOWN Unconditional love of self isnt forced...its felt and flows naturally
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MARTHA BLANCHFIELD If the code enforcement process doesn't work we'd seek an injunction.
TERRI JONES I think that Dave Halle ought to be congratulated.
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FLORENCE WELCH And death is better because death is the end of fear, isnt it? -Dekka
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CRAIG CONROY This year it's going to be all about the dress.
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DOROTHY BROWN It isnt a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach for.
BENJAMIN MAYS One sister for sale,
One sister for sale,
One crying and spying young sister for sale
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes, but I'll work it out.
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MIKE DITKA Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
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DEYTH BANGER I think it?s a very good idea. If it can work, Dave?s the person who can make it (happen).
DICK HANDBURY Christian sisters should not at any time dress extravagantly, but at all times dress as neat, modest...
ELLEN G. WHITE The best thing I think about me and Dave as a creative team is, we don't have to work together. We b...
NEIL GAIMAN Finally, I came to the conclusion that 'The Bible Code' is a fiction. There is no code.
MARK PERAKH We just kind of put out a dream list of mixers, and that included Dave and other such impossibilitie...
MATT BROWN When I was growing up and listening to bands like the Dave Clark Five, the groove was what initially...
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MIKE DEVINE Pink isn't just a color it's an Attitude too!
MILEY CYRUS If we all dress alike, we might as well all work in cubicles.
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KATHARINE LIELL They are functional accessories that are a safe way for men to dress up without seeming like he's go...
DAVID PECK The rule of thumb is that you dress one or two levels higher than the job that you're going for. If ...
KATE WENDLETON I would like the world to know that Yemeni women are strong, and if empowered, they can achieve. The...
TAWAKKOL KARMAN You wear nothing but you wear it so well
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND I just want to go to work and play dress up, like, for the rest of my life.
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MICHAEL CRICHTON That's going to be VEEEEEEERYYYY Nasty....
DEYTH BANGER What's the code and command for silence!?
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ALEXEI HAAS A lot of the guys who are wearing chains are my age and are black, ... I wore all my jewelry today t...
STEPHEN JACKSON Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years...
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RIVERS CUOMO But I must say the work I'm proudest of is the Green Cross Code man.
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DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL