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That ball should be caught.


Dave Miley

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JOHN PATTERSON I caught the ball. When you catch the ball, you just walk off the field.
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DAN GRABLE The question becomes, should we not use that technology because you might get caught speeding, and g...
BRUCE CHENEY Coach (Dave) Odom had his team ready. They executed well, they took care of the ball, they spread th...
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DAVE MATTHEWS BAND If Dave says it's right, then how could it be otherwise... Just joking
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Echo: ''I don’t know I haven’t tried it yet.''
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LUKE REIGEL Good riddance to bad rubbish.
RODMAN PHILBRICK Dave is kind of smack dab in the middle. This will be attractive to voters.
RONALD COLLINS I was going after every loose ball and rebound. That was the emphasis on my mind tonight, and that s...
JANEVIA TAYLOR It would be very exciting if we caught that bat.
CYNTHIA PERRINE It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who care...
PENN JILLETTE Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
DOROTHY BROWN We played a good game. We pitched well, we caught the ball, we ran the bases ... we just didn't hit....
LLOYD MCCLENDON It was a beautiful catch. She's done that twice this year, caught two of those sliding catches and p...
DON HOWARD And wisdom be the daughter of experience.
LEONARDO DA VINCI I'll drink your poison if you fill the cup.
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND That's exactly what we need, whether it's me or Floyd or Dave.
TOM DANIELSON I could never love again, So much as i love you
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND We kind of just panicked and they got us caught up in what they wanted us to do, throw the ball away...
KRISTY PARENT We wasted opportunities, but when we hit the ball, they caught it. They're a good baseball team. Def...
JEFF PETROVIC They should be tougher, because I mean it's just common sense. If you're going to do it, don't get c...
JASON LEWIS I was happy that I caught the touchdown, but at the same time I was happy that we kept the lead and ...
DALLAS BAKER It should have been our ball underneath.
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DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL