Suicide doesn't solve your problems. It only makes them infinitely, un-countably worse.

If you were the boss of a company and some of the employees of your company were known to sexually abuse children, you would fire them instantly.

I preach there are all kinds of truth, your truth and somebody else's. But behind all of them there is only one truth and that is that there's no truth.

I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.

To say what you feel is to dig your own grave.

I only feel better because people aren't being so abusive to me about my weight.